Your name is ZAMURA ANNAKA and you need to GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. You've finally made it to ALTERNIA after living on EARTH for who knows how long. What now? ==> Do whatever the fuck you want. Magic!Anon Status: None
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a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
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NoTHiNG CaLMS Me DoWN QuiTe LiKe CaRNaGe.
iF i WaS ToLD SoReN DieD THe FiRST THiNG i’D Do iS PuNCH a FuCKiNG HoLe iN THe WaLL.
THeN i’D CoMe aFTeR THaT SHiT FaCeD “eMPeRoR” oF HiS.
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
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help ive fallen and i cant get… DOWN *the bass drops and granny is on her feet headbangning* *life alert arrives and starts moshing*
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ask him if he wants to watch some adult videos with you, then put on your favourite NC-17 rated movie
