Hope for the best, expect the worst
coffee's fantrolls
be careful, they bite

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange)

ven0moth:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

it’s caled a fucking date

ven0moth:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

it’s caled a fucking date

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want rough sex and food right now tbh

You know I'm just downstairs in my office right?
azureattacker

azureattacker:

practicalillusions:

practicalillusions:

i’M GiViNG You THe CoLD SHouLDeR.

i DoN’T KNoW THe TYPe oF WeBSiTe You’Re PuTTiNG YouR FaCe oN BuT Go WiTH THe MoST iNTiMiDaTiNG PiCTuRe You HaVe CauSe iF PeePS CaN’T HaNDLe YouR GaMe FaCe THeY CaN STeP RiGHT THe FuCK oFF.

i’LL CoMe DoWN LaTeR FoR KiSSeS So MaKe SuRe You’Re aVaiLaBLe.

It’s embarrassing to say but I’ll take your advice on that.

I’m not going anywhere and kisses sound divine right now

I’ll be waiting <3

<3

tags → #these two jfc 

johaxnnamason:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:

"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE

AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM

NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

dogetrolls:

stages of dropper eyes?

  1. normal. no protection, clear vision, eyes remain typical every-day-troll.
  2. creates a more risky coating which still allows clear vision but still slightly protects the eyes, though is only to be safely used in harmful lighting that isn’t blinding.
  3. full black coating. completely dims the sight of the troll and acts somewhat like shades in protecting eyes from being damaged while being out in the day.
You know I'm just downstairs in my office right?
azureattacker

azureattacker:

practicalillusions:

practicalillusions:

i’M GiViNG You THe CoLD SHouLDeR.

WHeN Do You HaVe To LeaVe?

I don’t know

I haven’t been sent on a mission since the incident and I’ve had no leads in my search.

My bar is closed for renovations too but Horacio likes to have me stay in the palace from time to time for no good reason

Basically I’m free besides trying to take a picture for this website that doesn’t make me look too intimidating.

i DoN’T KNoW THe TYPe oF WeBSiTe You’Re PuTTiNG YouR FaCe oN BuT Go WiTH THe MoST iNTiMiDaTiNG PiCTuRe You HaVe CauSe iF PeePS CaN’T HaNDLe YouR GaMe FaCe THeY CaN STeP RiGHT THe FuCK oFF.

i’LL CoMe DoWN LaTeR FoR KiSSeS So MaKe SuRe You’Re aVaiLaBLe.

(Source: luvmilk)

rosie <3 or <> big mac
azureattacker

pls N O | not shipping it | nah | maybe | I WISH it’d work | yasss | I ship it | wOW PLEASE!

the fact that rosie and mac are p antisocial works against them hardcore. i really dig that they have a mutual respect/attraction to one another but b/c theyre both just waiting for the other to leave/abandon them makes it very hard to imagine them committing to anything tbh ;u;

personally i think it would work better pale b/c theres no commitment to anything heavier than just being there when the other needs it (and besides that i can certainly see it evolving into red~) 

tags → #rosale things